英文簡歷應避免的語句

英文簡歷應避免的語句

• 　　"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."

  　　"Qualifications: No education or experience."

  　　"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."

  　　"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."

  　　"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."

  　　"Fired because I fought for lower pay."

  　　"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6’5" .

  　　" "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."

  　　"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."

  　　"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word ’paranoia.’ I prefer to elaborate privately."

  　　在 簡歷 中不能有打字或者語法的錯誤

  　　"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

  　　"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

  　　"I am a rabid typist."

  　　"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."

  　　"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line&nb sp;of work."

  　　"Accounting cleric."

  　　"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."

  　　"Suspected to graduate early next year."

  　　"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."

  　　"Proven ability to track down and correct erors."

  　　"Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."

  　　"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."

  　　"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."

  　　在 簡歷 中不應出現的的幽默

  　　"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."

  　　"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)

  　　"But wait...there’s more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

  　　"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

  　　"My fortune cookie said, ’Your next interview will result in a job’-and I like your company in particular."

  　　"Title: Another resume from the ’Profiles in Excellence’ se ries."

  　　"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."

  　　"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."

  　　"Let’s meet so you can ’ooh’ and ’ahh’ over my experience."

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